T-shirt
Midnight navy / ivory
The Original Tee
An engraved dolphin, flowing acoustic lines, and the Dolphin Singularity wordmark. The original design in a classic crewneck format.
Dolphin Singularity / The first collection
For complicated minds.
And anyone making weird noises.
Original dolphin artwork, everyday tees, and a hoodie for the quieter days. A little ocean intelligence. A healthy disrespect for unnecessary meetings.
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Originals + conversation starters
Keep it classic, or let the shirt do the whistling.
5 designs
T-shirt
Midnight navy / ivory
An engraved dolphin, flowing acoustic lines, and the Dolphin Singularity wordmark. The original design in a classic crewneck format.
Hoodie
Midnight navy / ivory
The same dolphin artwork, scaled for the chest of a pullover hoodie. A quieter companion to the graphic tees.
T-shirt
Natural / ocean teal
A very tired dolphin, one tiny laptop, and absolutely no caption needed. A larger illustration centered on the chest for everyone with one meeting too many.
T-shirt
Natural / ocean teal
“Fluent in EEE EEE EEE.” Excellent communication skills. Unconventional delivery. A confident little dolphin with a lot to say.
T-shirt
Natural / ocean teal
“Highly intelligent. Still making weird noises.” Two things can be true. A cheerful tribute to complicated minds and unusual conversations.
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A serious interest. An unserious wardrobe.
Dolphin Singularity explores the strange, fascinating space between animal minds and human technology. This collection takes that curiosity off the page.
The original tee and hoodie carry the publication’s dolphin artwork. The graphic tees are for people who appreciate a clever animal, a questionable noise, and a joke that does not need a footnote. The slogans are jokes, not translations of dolphin calls.
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Meet the research behind the curiosity →Before you make a splash
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